Animals Maraud Grange; Granger Ponders Retaliatory Scorced Earth Policy

While I don't think I've actually seen a yeti, though I may have on the red line somewhere between Park Street and Charles, I still like to believe it exists. Similarly, while I've never seen a rabbit or analagous mammal in my slice of the urban jungle, I pretend that they have a lair somewhere, perhaps deep in the sewer.

They do exist and I have proof. They must or else my neighbors have lost all maner of decorum. On Friday night something ravaged my lettuce, felling it in its prime. The damage: one plant completely uprooted, two plants mauled. Bunch of animals in this neighborhood.