The Solstice. It's All Downhill until December

As nature-types celebrate the celestial significance of the day and hippies banter about how it's "the longest day of the year," (it's still 24 hours long in my book, Moonbeam), the Grange takes the contrarian view on the summer solstice. Here, it's just one long downhill slide without long pants into winter.

Hang in there, pal. The days will start getting longer again in December, at which point you'll probably be dead.

I'm kidding. You'll probably be frozen.